If you earn less than $75,000 per year, you are in line to get a tax break of about $8 a week. Let me get out of your way as you grab the car keys to take your $8 and go on a spending binge that will have the economy humming in no time at all.
There are No Earmarks in this Bill
Do you long for the days of Bill Clinton when he waxed philosophical about the meaning of the word “is”? President Obama said:
“We are going to ban all earmarks, the process by which individual members insert projects without review,” he told reporters on the Hill Tuesday as he tried to build support for the measure.
So, if no Congressional member specifically inserts language about a specific spending request in a particular district, it doesn’t meet the definition of an “earmark.” So cut out some of the specifics and voila, an earmark is no longer an earmark! A pet project of Nancy Pelosi, preserving the habitat of the salt marsh harvest mouse, has $30 million, earmarked, er, included in the stimulus bill.
Republican lawmakers said they learned of the marsh money when asking about how various agencies plan to spend stimulus money. The vitality of the mouse has been an issue for Mrs. Pelosi and other California Democrats since the early 1990s.
While the Republicans are raising questions about how American’s tax dollars are being squandered in the name of stimulus, Democrats are responding by calling Republicans unpatriotic, obstructionists, against the will of the American people. When Speaker Pelosi’s office was asked about the $30 million a spokesman had this response:
“The speaker nor her staff have had any involvement in this initiative. This is yet another contrived partisan attack,” Pelosi spokesman Drew Hammill said. “Restoration is key to economic activity, including farming, fisheries, recreation and clean water.”
Does anyone with a room temperature IQ actually believe that statement? The spending is in San Francisco which is where Nancy Pelosi’s district it located. Are we supposed to believe she had nothing to do with $30 million of spending in her district? Was it a Valentine’s Day gift from Steny Hoyer? If she knows nothing about it, TAKE IT OUT! Those evil Republican partisans had the temerity to ask this question:
“This certainly doesn’t sound like it will create or save American jobs,” Mr. Steel said. “So can Speaker Pelosi explain exactly how we will improve the American economy by helping the adorable little” critter?
The American People Weigh In
Maybe Pelosi can explain it, but she’s not going to. Perhaps that is why a recent Rasmussen poll had that 67% of Americans think that they could do a better job on the economy than Congress. Do you think Nancy’s mouse is one of the reasons for that? Even more embarrassing:
Forty-four percent (44%) voters also think a group of people selected at random from the phone book would do a better job addressing the nation’s problems than the current Congress, but 37% disagree. Twenty percent (20%)are undecided.
Selected at random from the phone book! We pay these people $167,000 a year and we think names drawn at random from the phone book could do a better job! Is it only me, or does someone else see a problem here? These clowns are going to bankrupt us and our children and grandchildren, so they can push through this porka-palooza as fast as possible so no one gets a chance to look at it. Spending didn’t fix the Great Depression. Spending didn’t end the lost decade in Japan. Why do we think it will work now? Isn’t that the definition of insanity?
Tax cuts were proven by JFK, and Reagan, but let’s not try anything that has actually worked before. The Democrats say that the reason spending didn’t work in Japan is that the spending wasn’t high enough or fast enough! So, if this “stimulus” fails to work, as many are predicting, we can expect Congress to come back and say, well it’s those Republicans. They didn’t let us spend as much as we wanted, so now we have to go back and spend $2 trillion.
So while you ponder that, enjoy your $8. Don’t spend it all in one place. But when you put your head on the pillow tonight, rest easy, the salt marsh harvest mouse got $30 mill. But remember, the Democrats are looking out for you. And don’t forget to start saving $2,500 for each member of your family, because that’s the size of the tax bill the Democrats will be leaving you and your children.
