The neatly dressed man from Washington, tapped Joe the Plumber on the shoulder and said, “Good news, sir, you’re part of the stimulus program.”

“How, so?” Joe asked.

“Well, you’re a plumber, right?”

“Yes.”

The man from Washington grinned and snapped open his attache case and pulled out a contract.  “We need to have the Community Pool repaired.  It’s a ’shovel ready’ project that will get the country moving again.  But we need to start right away.  So sign here.”

Joe’s business was a little slow so he looked over the contract, felt confident he could meet the requirements, signed on the dotted line and said, “I’ll get started right away.”

A Few Weeks Later

Joe was walking around the project with the building inspector, getting the final approval on the project.  As they completed their circuit, the man from Washington showed up.  “How’s it going?”

“It’s looks like we passed the inspection,” Joe said, “and we’ll be cleaning up now.”

“Great,” the young man said pulling two envelopes out of his attache case.  “Here, you go.”

Now Joe recognized what looked to be a check so he opened that first.  “Wow, that was fast.”  Smiling, he folded it over and put it in his shirt pocket.  He then looked down at the other envelope, and glanced quizically at the government man, who was looking at the pool, “What’s this?”

“That? Oh, that’s your tax bill.”

“Tax bill?  What tax bill?”  Joe ripped open the envelope. “$19,000!!! What the hell is this?”

The Washington man looked sadly at Joe.  “Well how did you think the stimulus package got funded?  The Federal government gets its money from taxes.”  Getting no reaction from Joe, he burst out laughing, “Did you think Uncle Sam was sitting on some massive inheritance? Do the math: $800 billion bailout, 3.5 million jobs, that’s $228,000 per job.  Since you only got one month’s work out of this we divided it by 12, thus $19,000″

“How am I supposed to pay for this?”

The Washington man looked genuinely insulted.  “Don’t worry about it.  There’s no time limit.  What you can’t pay, your kids will pay, and then your grand kids.”  He snapped closed his briefcase, shook his head as he turned to walk away and muttered, “What an ingrate.”

For all the Bush bashing that has gone on since September 11, 2001, it is a pretty sure bet that when he leaves office on January 20, 2009, part of his legacy will be that he kept us safe for the last seven years.  The fundamental difference between the polices of the Bush administration and those of Clinton and Carter was that Bush saw it as a war, Clinton and Carter as crimes.  On a war footing, you take the battle to your enemies with the objective of destroying them.  On a law and order footing, you investigate the crime after the fact, arrest suspects, give them their Miranda rights, put them on trial, and if you are lucky, they may spend some time in jail.

Law and Order

In 1979, where it all started, Iranian “students” took over the U.S. Embassy and held it for over 400 days.  Jimmy Carter tried to negotiate a settlement, sponsored a botched rescue, and saw the hostages finally released his last hour in office.  The Iranians didn’t want to be holding American hostages when Ronald Reagan was president.  Reagan would have seen the taking of the U.S. Embassy as an invasion on U.S. soil, which is what our Embassies are.  He would not have tolerated a ragtag bunch of radical students occupying U.S. soil.

From that, and Somalia, Osama bin Laden saw the U.S. as a paper tiger that would cut and run if hit hard.  Clinton’s law and order approach can be seen in the response to the first World Trade Center bombing and the constructing of a “wall” between the CIA and the FBI.

War Footing

President Bush saw the attacks on the U.S. as a war.  He mobilized the country and struck back hard.  By going on offense rather than hanging back playing defense, he has kept the enemy pinned down in Iraq and Afganistan, while simultaneous rooting them out aggressively wherever they went.  Those captured on the battlefield were sent to Guantanamo, where they were interrogated and held.  Lawyers in the U.S. began to complain that these prisoners were being held without being charged and that was unconstitutional.  Again, that is seeing it from a law and order perspective.  On a war footing, the enemy that is captured on the battlefield is held until the end of hostilities, like we held Japanese and German prisoners during WWII.  If it takes 50 years until the war is won and hostilities ended, then they should be held for 50 years.

Rooting Them Out

In trying to prevent another attack at home, Bush also aggressively sought to disrupt their operations.  Part of that process was to intercept their communications and learn what they were up to.  This caused an uproar over eavesdropping on Americans without a warrent.  However, the program was designed to intercept international phone calls, even if one end was in the U.S.  For example, if an Al Queda terrorist is captured or killed on the battlefield but their cell phone is recovered and their cell phone has an address book in it, the administration would set up all the numbers in the address book to be monitored and calls listened to. The purpose was to keep all Americans safe.

Many on the left believe that people in the Bush administration should be prosecuted for this practice.  They call this activity criminal.

Who Are Your Enemies?

President Bush tried to prevent our enemies, those who wished to kill as many of us as possible, from doing us harm.  He knew our enemies to be deadly and ruthless.

And then you have Joe Wurzelbacher, aka Joe the Plumber.  Joe the Plumber had the audacity to ask Barack Obama a question about how Obama’s policies would affect people like Joe.  Pretty dangerous stuff, no?  Since that chance encounter, Joe the Plumber has been investigated by six Ohio state agencies.  Did you see the ACLU representative on the evening news demanding what the Obama campaign knew about this and when they knew it?  Did you see Chris Matthews slamming his hand on his desk and saying, “This is AMERICA, not the Soviet Union!  We don’t investigate citizens because of their political beliefs.”?  Did you hear Senator Dick Durban rise in the senate to decry what happened to Joe the Plumber and compare it to the Nazis, the Soviet Gulags, and Pol Pot?

Neither did I.